A Clean, Well-Lighted Blog.: The 8 Best Screenshots Saved on My Computer

**Please note, I don't own all of these images. They are all copyrighted by other people, I'm not trying to break any laws. Don't hurt me, I try to be a good person. I recycle, honestly.

8. Every picture from my Rosetta Stone course. Honestly, I want this photographer's job: you put people in ridiculous clothes, and ask them to pose in ridiculous scenarios. No context for anything, you could literally ask a man in a barbershop quartet suit to ride an elephant while playing the kazoo, and someone would write a caption for it.

I imagine the photographer saying: "Act like you really, really hate coffee!" "Wear this Russian hat, pretend to be Russian!" "Be a kid who I will make look ridiculously unattractive by dressing you in all beige, tent-like material!"

"Oh! You surprised me while doing equations! Am I Willem Dafoe?"

I'm honestly just not even going to comment on this one.

Fuck coffee. Tea.

Ah yes, I look smashing in this Russian hat. While inside. In a library.

7. The Croco-Duck.

This picture shows Kirk Cameron's proof that evolution doesn't exist. A CrocoDuck. I'd link you to an argument, but I'm not, because it's ridiculous. But him and his CrocoDuck picture tickled my fancy, and now I'm hoping some biogenetic engineer can invent one. Though, in my mind the platypus is fucking close enough, seriously.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.

6. My Felicity Screenshots

I like to pretend I'm Felicity. We technically went to the same college, we have the same hair (pre-THE HAIRCUT days), and we're awkward as fuck. I don't have ridiculously attractive men pining after me, but there's always grad school. So, I watched Season 2 earlier this year, and pretty much screenshotted the shit out of everything, because like Liz Lemon of "30 Rock," Felicity stalks my life. Here are a few of the less personal ones.

**Note: If I ever had a tumblr, I would write an inspiration blog inspired by screenshots of Felicity.