The Plan

I decided to have a schedule, at least for the time being, of how this blog is going to work. As much as I wish you'd like to hear about my life 24/7, there's no way I'm doing that, mostly because I'm boring and spend most of my time eating. So, in order to gain maximum enjoyment for both you and me, until further notice, A Clean, Well-Lighted Blog will adhere to the following format:

Literature Mondays: I talk about shit I like to read, and why you should probably read it to. I could have made this Melville Monday, so consider yourself lucky.

Youtube Tuesdays: Once I had a youtube addiction, and because of that, I have found some weird, weird shit. This should be enough to reel you in.

List Wednesday: Everybody enjoys a list: Santa, Forbes Magazine, and uh, Schnidler. I also enjoy lists, and will therefore construct them. I'm not as funny as Cracked.com, but I'll try, and if I fail, I'll just link you to cracked.com.

Complain Thursday: CP Time. Cranky pants time. I had to limit it to one a week because I could probably complain until I complained about complaining. I'm a cynic, but I also get bored of being complacent. I figure that's why I want to go into government work...I'll never be happy again.

Photo Friday: Probably my own photos, and a story. Or some famous person's photos and a story regarding said person. OR most likely, me stealing a friend's photo and creepily telling their story.

Free Saturday: I do what I want. I have a strange prosthetic limb short story I'll probably fit into this somehow, so ye be warned. 

True Story Sunday: Sometimes strange things happen in my life, and this is the only day I'll have enough time to write them down coherently. 

 And yeah, the names suck, but I was an RA long enough to know that no one gives a crap anyway.